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  • Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  • Me: AYYYYY
  • Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
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caffeinatedspacegoat-herder:

How to Get a Child to Confess by Gloria Pritchett

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quixon:

Tracklist:

  • Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
  • Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
  • Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
  • Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
  • Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
  • Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
  • Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
  • Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
  • Track 8: Senate Massacre
  • Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
  • Track 10: Harvard Hitman
  • Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
  • Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)

this track list was too good I had to reblog again

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miNDY<3

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Photo 11 Mar 81,114 notes does everyone forget that he cheated on Jennifer Aniston with her?
they have lost the right to be considered cute.

does everyone forget that he cheated on Jennifer Aniston with her?

they have lost the right to be considered cute.

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Favorite Musical Songs #3: Anything Goes from the performance at the 65th Tony Awards. 

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